Ask a Malgravean mad scientist

sagecraft101 asked: Which countries are historical allies of Malgrave and which are traditional rivals and how do these traditions affect current foreign policy today?

The United Kingdom of Malgrave instituted a policy of complete isolation after the devastation wrought on the Malgravean homeland during the second world war that was only stopped in the year 2000 so the list of Malgravean allies and rivals is extremely short

Anemos Major is regarded as one of the countries most important allies as they provide a key role in regional security and a design some of the weapons currently in service with the Malgravean Military. The Yohannesian Commonwealth are also viewed favourably by the Malgravean Government as they provide much needed foreign investment into the Malgravean economy including an investment worth several hundred billion dollars of crucial investment money that was used to modernize and greatly expand the industrial base of the Malgravean economy to cope with the increased trade related with opening oneself to the international market. 

Of course Malgrave has opened itself to the international community entirely and enjoys relations with it’s regional comrades so has established trade with dozens of nations much to the benefit of the economy.

Malgrave does not really have any hostile rivals however we do have our know differences with Hippostania on certain economic issues, although we have certain agreements on fighting communist terrorism.

I guess we have some slight disagreements with your country and the IA as we feel that the UEF does not respect a countries history with a chosen political thought. 

ask-regalcharmer asked: Mad scientist, eh? What is your recent innovation then?

My own personal innovations? Myself and the fellow comrades in my development team have recently discovered a way of giving brain cells a chance to revitalize themselves. It should give patients in the healthcare system with brain related injuries an increased chance of survival.

I also have to promote the work of another team of Malgravean scientists who are doing fantastic work in the effort to cure Alzheimer’s disease. Part of the work can be explained by the use of this simple picture, certain proteins play a massive role in the continued health of humanity and understanding this particular protein should provide the starting block for curing many neurological disorders. 

ask-nefreedia asked: To what degree is religion important to Malgraveans and how many do not adhere to the state-religion?

The United Kingdom of Malgrave and it’s government does not officially support one singular religion as the country was founded by varying ethnicities and religion.

Although one would expect Malgraveans to have very little interest in religion due to their knowledge and interest in the field of science various religions have been modified to suit and even promote this fact so around 62% of the country still identify themselves as religious.  

Judaism, Orthodox Christianity, Islam and Buddhism are the largest religions in Malgrave with current Prime Minister Rachel Berry being Jewish herself.   

saphirasia asked: Have any of your creations ever run amok?

Our scientists do have a slight issue with underestimating the amount of risk surrounding an experiment and it got to a point that a simple experiment to strengthen skin would create a creature that for some strange reason has a sudden urge to consume human flesh, since that unfortunate accident that killed several young interns all experiments have been sent to specialized scientific islands away from the mainland. 

Of course when attempting to cure several diseases including those effecting the skin, brain and blood certain mistakes do happen and scientists have been known to keep large numbers of creatures for continued unethical experiments and these creatures have been known to escape. Nothing a Malgravean can’t handle though!

Those infuriating prisoner zombies! Or is that a homeless child I can’t tell. 

imeriata asked: what do you feel is more "you" death rays or giving life to abominations made out of stitched together corpses?

I’ll have to go with death rays. On biological subjects I prefer adapting the genetic information of living beings instead of pointlessly messing around with corpses.

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Robots manufactured in Malgrave are superior to dinosaurs.